(Ain’t Goin Out Like a) Fatted Calf

Fatted calf,
fatted calf:
ain’t goin out like a fatted calf.
Fatted calf,
fatted calf:
ain’t goin out like a fatted calf.

Do the math.
That’s a zero.
I’m doin sit-ups.
I’m head of household.
You can add:
that’s not subtractin’.
We in the bonus,
very thankful.

Fatted calf,
fatted calf:
ain’t goin out like a fatted calf.
Fatted calf,
fatted calf:
ain’t goin out like a fatted calf.

Would I eat
a fatted calf?
I’ll tell you what:
it’s delicious.
Greasy fingers,
smoky lips
around the table,
chef’s wife … smiling.

Fatted calf,
fatted calf:
ain’t goin out like a fatted calf.
Fatted calf,
fatted calf:
ain’t goin out like a fatted calf.

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