While scarfing it gone:
“You can have some, too.”
While biting a golden plum:
“Ooh, a golden plu-uhmm.
I wonder what it’ll taste like.
Oh, a yellow tomato. Here.”
While biting a purple plum:
“So juicy, with such sour skin”;
show how you carefully hollowed it out
so the skin hangs like tent flaps.
In between sips of your pineapple drink:
“This hurts my tongue”; “Ouch”…
While doing your second doggy paddle:
Before breaking the device:
“I can fix this anytime it breaks.”
While, about to take a different route,
being asked to go to the bridge–