Pavlov’s pet dog
watches the door.
Pavlov’s pet dog
runs in the yard.
Pavlov’s pet dog
knows the treat pocket.
Pavlov’s pet dog
refuses to fetch.
Pavlov’s pet dog
growls at something.
Pavlov’s pet dog
chases a skunk.
Pavlov’s pet dog
barks all night.
Pavlov’s pet dog
howls.
Pavlov’s pet dog
will not beg.
Pavlov’s pet dog
says “please” and “thanks.”
Pavlov’s pet dog
wears a watch.
Pavlov’s pet dog’s
leg goes crazy.
Pavlov’s pet dog
eats a lab rat.
Pavlov’s pet dog
sits, heels, speaks.
Pavlov’s pet dog
shits on the meridian.
Pavlov’s pet dog
holds Pavlov’s eyes.
Pavlov’s pet dog
stays off the bed.
Pavlov’s pet dog
sneaks onto the couch.
Pavlov’s pet dog
loves Pavlov.
Pavlov loves
his pet dog.
Nervous Laughter 